So here’s one an Iraqi friend told me the other day.
President Bush decides to brief President Obama on his plan to start World War III.
Bush: Barack, the plan calls for killing 140 million Muslims and Angelina Jolie.
Obama: Hmmm, I don’t know if Americans will go for it.
Bush tells Obama he should do an interview with a journalist to test the idea out. They invite a journalist to the Oval Office.
Obama: I have a plan to start World War III. We’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and Angelina Jolie.
Journalist: What!?!? Why are you going to kill Angelina Jolie?
Bush: See, I told you they wouldn’t care about the Muslims!